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Epigam's First Birthday (Look, PCPuzzle, I'm a Big Boy)

by epicord

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1.
The Red-Nosed Lunatic of the North - Meanwhile, on MNIK'S TERRIBLE SERVER... 00:28
2.
Goorab - Random Draw Epigam RPG Character Themes 1: Legends of Arthion (Exiliar's Theme) 03:50
3.
5 00:05
4.
Samuel - Boomer (petsmart family discount remix) 03:23
5.
The Red-Nosed Lunatic of the North - The 5th Track 00:01
6.
Jutomi - That's Funny 00:10
7.
D.M.S.B.A.L.R.S.S..L.J.A.F.N.C.B-T.S. - Micman 01:59
8.
Jutomi - We Are Number One But It's Supposed To Be We Are Number Five But Every Five Is Replaced With A Clip of Billy Bob Vs. Number Five 04:26
9.
Goorab - ※I hereby proclaim that I reserve the title ''5th-track bussing'' and ''5-track bussing'' for a hypothetical song, should I choose to make one, and that if you name your song that I'll be mad at you and don't do that.※ 01:24
10.
Goorab - Random Draw Epigam RPG Character Themes 2: Illegitimate RPG (Old Spice Guy's Theme) 01:38
11.
cloudrac3r - Cloud's sense of humor 02:26
12.
The Red-Nosed Lunatic of the North - BSST played backwards 5 times but it gets increasingly fast and the songs are out of order because I hate you 00:18
13.
Samuel + Micman - Tanks. 02:52
14.
Goorab - Lookf and Garirry's Ultimate Quest [Part 1/5] 00:41
15.
Goorab - Unedited Audio from the Animated Feature Film Aladdin But it Plays Five Times Instead of Just One 00:43
16.
MNIK - A Text-to-Speech Rendition of Every Single PCPuzzle Ragequit 2003-2017 00:06
17.
Mario 00:01
18.
D.M.S.B.A.L.R.S.S..L.J.A.F.N.C.B-T.S. - 4-Track Balling and also bad memes rawr xd.wav 01:18
19.
Goorab - Lookf and Garirry's Ultimate Quest [Part 2/5] 02:03
20.
Goorab - Random Draw Epigam RPG Character Themes 3: Badly Unbalanced and Weird RPG (Jasper's Theme) 02:51
21.
Jutomi - Revolution 5 00:48
22.
Goorab - Lookf and Garirry's Ultimate Quest [Part 3/5] 04:28
23.
cloudrac3r - 20151106_voicedata.m4a 00:20
24.
cloudrac3r - 20121205_voicedata.m4a 04:34
25.
cloudrac3r - family guy funny moments 5 <--- OFFICIALLY SAMUEL UNAPPROVED!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:54
26.
cloudrac3r - Epigam's Shitpost Compilation 04:27
27.
Goorab - Lookf and Garirry's Ultimate Quest [Part 4/5] 01:23
28.
Goorab - This Song Would Have Fit on Our Fifth Album Therefore It Fits This Our Five-Themed Album 01:06
29.
Goorab - Random Draw Epigam RPG Character Themes 4: Remember These? (Torin's Theme) 04:36
30.
Goorab - Lookf and Garirry's Ultimate Quest [Part 5/5] 04:31
31.
Micman - MIDI at 1:08.57 02:06
32.
Micman - Antijazz 01:20
33.
Samuel - Antijzz (subliminal nutshack) 04:01
34.
Goorab - Antijews (subliminal nazism) 01:10
35.
MNIK - epigam but it has 5 birthday hands: a track that only exists to force goorab to draw a bunch of hands for the track art 01:31
36.
Samuel - Happy FUCKIng birthday 03:14
37.
Jutomi - The Pentagram 05:01
38.
Jutomi - Happy Birthday, Epigam 02:32
39.
MNIK - the founder of epigam talks to you [ASMR] 00:51
40.
MNIK - family guy funny moments 8: meanwhile, in the fifth layer of hell... 00:48
41.
MNIK - Castle Cat Meets a Potential Vore Victim (STAND USER WARNING) 03:04
42.
MNIK - Check Out This One Cool Shitposting Trick - cloudrac3r HATES Him! 01:24
43.
MNIK - Samurai Drake and Hella Josh Gets a Fifth Season 00:17
44.
MNIK - JoJo Anime Part 5 REAL (WIKI)LEAK 02:06
45.
Goorab - Random Draw Epigam RPG Character Themes 5: The Wind and the Rain (Nathan Yashamiro's Theme) 02:48
46.
Goorab - I'm not putting any hints as to what this track actually is in its title, but know that the reason it sounds subpar is because of production difficulties that prevented me from recording more than two takes 01:28
47.
The Red-Nosed Lunatic of the North - High Quality Audio of Me Whispering to Myself as I Have a Wank 00:01
48.
Samuel - jam out! 00:21
49.
MNIK - BIRTH OF EPIGAM 01:51
50.
Samuel - DESTRUCTION OF EPIGAM 03:36
51.
Prappe - Orange 01:23
52.
Goorab - I wasn't gonna make a 16th track and ruin my 5-related zen, but here's some super amplified audio of me farting 0:02 53. MNIK - A Single Major Chord 0:03 54. Jutomi - Five Seconds 0:06 55. cloudrac3r - fifty divided by ten-road mass transportin' track 00:55

about

Recorded 4/2/17 - 5/13/17.

On May 13th, 2012, one year ago today, our friend MNIK created the forum Epigam. Epigam was made as a safe space for forum games that were triggered by the presence of the dark lord Patrick. Something like that, anyways.

After just only one year, the forum has gotten insanely popular, look at these statistics:

Total posts: 31443. That's an average of 31443 posts in just a year!
Total topics: 1434. That's an average of 1434 posts in just a year!
Total members: 130. That's an average of 130 members in just a year!
Our newest member: FinnThor. That's an average of 1 FinnThor in just a year!

Happy birthday, Epigam. May we see you live for another year.

This message was written on 10:58 AM on 5/13/17, so some information will be outdated.

credits

released May 13, 2017

Your''rre'e arutiss are:
The Red-Nosed Lunatic of the North
Goorab
Samuel
Jutomi
cloudrac3r
Micman
MNIK
Prappe

Track artwork by Goorab! Thanks, Goobrah.
Track artwork for Orange by Prappe. Thanks, Goobrah.

Dedicated to: Pepsi™, my virginity, Bepsi, the Ultimate Pepsi, Human coronavirus 229E-OC43, 11:23 PM, all the porn I've ever closed by mistake, the real prappe, minecraft dickening, Koopson, and other fallen heroes, Harambe. RIP. 2016 :((, The Scotsman, All of the dead memes, All the marbles that have gone OOB, Every MVM tank, the third brother, America's corpse, Koopson, DIO's hips, this one time on Bandcamp, Tinder, dump.fm, iFunny, 9gag, the gag station chain Goofy's Gag Shop, Steak Hour, the powerup glitch, your virginity, Koopson, history of the entire world, i guess, Xidnaf, @here any final dedications, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, Koopson, and other fallen Koopsons...

...and also our mothers too, I guess.

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(10/2022) I'm currently in the process of (finally) censoring the more edgier moments from the discography.

If there's anything on here that has your likeness on it, whether it be your track, or on a track credit, or in the album dedications, or just anything that you personally don't want on here anymore-- removed or censored, contact me and I'll take care of it, no questions asked.

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