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DARK EPICORD SIMULATOR

by epicord

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1.
Countdown Intro 01:13
2.
Micman - Definitely Made this for you 00:54
3.
The Red-Nosed Lunatic of the North - low quality audio of me going down on someone 00:31
4.
Samuel - madns 01:10
5.
The Red-Nosed Lunatic of the North - Minimus tells RNL to take the fucking octopus out of his ass 00:05
6.
Samuel - 11 11 11 11 02:43
7.
Jutomi - Ubroxinuz 04:45
8.
The Beatles - It's Okay To Leave A Dog In A Parked Car 01:52
9.
The Beatles - It Is Perfectly Acceptable To Drown A Colony Of Birds 01:12
10.
kingoffame51 - table 01:03
11.
Found Footage - Cassette Labeled "Gary Mrcolgate's Cool Tape" 01:30
12.
Goorab - What Happened That Night？ 02:39
info
13.
SamueI - powerhouse.mid (Demo 7 Version) - Wefight: The Game 00:44
14.
Samuel - family guy funny moments 666 00:08
15.
Goorab - a song written by a demon (nasty cut) 01:05
16.
Cookie - At MNIK's 01:09
17.
Jutomi - Indrogueno 05:34
18.
The Beatles - It's Alright If You Die 01:17
19.
Goorab - What Happened That Night... 08:25
info
20.
Jutomi - Know What's Truly Horrifying? 00:03
21.
MNIK - AN EXPLOSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ALBUM 00:07
22.
Samuel - What does Lookf dream about? 01:05
23.
Djalë Soulja - Fiksim Atë 02:43
24.
Jutomi - Xemtish Hymn 02:45
25.
Cookie - Before I opened my eyes 01:13
26.
Cookie - Witch's Stalemate 01:48
27.
Goorab - And that brings this Doki Doki Literature Club playthrough to a close! 03:01
28.
Micman - Integration by Parts 01:06
29.
Samuel - Star Stuff Interlude 01:00
30.
Samuel - Childhood memories that last a lifetime 00:54
31.
Micman - 2x Fidelity!!! 01:50
32.
The Cum Box Boys - Beauty On My Face 01:27
33.
Samuel - Wonderland music 01:55
34.
The Red-Nosed Lunatic of the North - fuck your 58 00:01
35.
Jutomi - Raw Unedited Live Footage of RNL Beating Up a Person With a Banana 00:13
36.
VIDEO null 04:59
37.
Samuel - Sewers (Halloween Version) - Wonderland Adventures 01:35
38.
MNIK - Guys, I found BooBot! 00:19
39.
Jutomi - WA8 - The Unofficial Horror Fangame That Nobody Wanted OST 05:25
40.
Samuel - family guy funny moments 616 00:17
41.
Samuel - 22 22 22 22 04:03
42.
Extremity - none 02:00
43.
Micman - theme of cat 01:40
44.
Cookie - Due in 40 seconds 00:42
45.
Cookie - [Adjective] [Noun] 02:12
46.
Samuel - A letter to Epicord from A.S. 00:25
47.
Cookie - Cosmic Stroll 02:12
48.
Goorab - midoriya izuku from boku no hero academia (also known by its english title my hero academia) uses his most powerful attack yet against you (it's scary because you might die) 00:45
49.
Goorab - No-Track Nothing 01:27
50.
Goorab - this is what it sounds like when a manly magician (or mangician, if you will) deems you unworthy of further survival and makes the choice to end your wretched life 01:27
51.
Goorab - You shouldn't have started reading this track name, because now that you have, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 00:05
52.
Jutomi - Ballerland - Ballertown 02:20
53.
Samuel - family guy funny moments 1.1 00:33
54.
Jutomi - We Are Number Infinity 01:44
55.
Samuel - How To Get Beaned In 2020 00:10
56.
One hour later... 00:05
57.
Micman - POWER 01:32
58.
Samuel - 4-Track Dreaming (+) 01:41
59.
Jutomi - Raw Undedited Live Footage of RNL Being Beaten Up by a Battalion of Vengeful Bananas 00:39
60.
Jutomi - To Be Meta 00:35
61.
Cadence - DK Crush 01:13
62.
Jutomi - 𝕄 𝕀 𝕃 𝕀 02:09
63.
SamueI - Small Shock - Undertale 00:18
64.
Jutomi - Disturbing Goo 02:17
65.
Cookie - generic found footage 02:25
66.
Samuel - 33 33 33 33 03:52
67.
Cookie - Crystal Percussions 02:06
68.
voicemail 00:22
69.
Micman - Meloflight 04:38
70.
Samuel & Micah - 10000 am in may 00:52
71.
E3 06:50
72.
Jutomi - family guy funny moments infinity 02:58
73.
Goorab - And that brings the cold open of this Friends episode to a close! 01:41
74.
tribute to joe biden 00:15

about

Dark Epicord Simulator is our darkest, grungiest, crunchiest, bloodiest, most violent album yet. Every song here will take the listener through its own artificial hellscape. Each track, a different, mentally-disorienting experience. With over SEVENTY tracks on deck, believe us when we tell you: You won't be the same person after this listen. After the final notes fade away, the nightmares will soon follow.

Dark Epicord Simulator is not for the faint of heart. Do not listen while driving or operating machinery. You must be 21 or older to listen to Dark Epicord Simulator. Ask your doctor if Dark Epicord Simulator is-- wait, I made that joke two or three albums ago. Do not ingest Dark Epicord Simulator with food. Take twice daily. Please refer to the album credits for any side effects that may follow upon continued usage of Dark Epicord Simulator.

Remember, if you see something, say something. If you see Dark Epicord Simulator, say "Dark Epicord Simulator". And Dark Epicord Simulator will come for you. If you stare into Dark Epicord Simulator, Dark Epicord Simulator will stare back. Back into your soul.




QUOTES

"I’m on the trail to Cold Mountain. Cold Mountain trail never ends..."

"זָרַח בַּחֹשֶׁךְ אוֹר, לַיְשָׁרִים; חַנּוּן וְרַחוּם וְצַדִּיק."

"And then for better or worse you'll turn, unable to resist, though try to resist you still will, fighting with everything you've got not to face the thing you most dread, what is now, what will be, what has always come before, the creature you truly are, the creature we all are, buried in the nameless black of a name. And then the nightmares will begin."

"Hmm, tastes like prion disease..."

"QmlnIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cw0KDQpDaHVuZ3VzLCBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBDaHVuZ3VzLCBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBDaHVuZ3VzLCBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBDaHVuZ3VzLCBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3VzIEJpZyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQ2h1bmd1cyBCaWcgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIENodW5ndXMNCg0KQ2h1bmd1cywgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQ2h1bmd1cywgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQ2h1bmd1cywgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQ2h1bmd1cywgQmlnIENodW5ndXMgQmlnIEJpZyBDaHVuZ3Vz"

"It's been a long time, hasn't it? But we're here. At last."

"@dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 @dlcs18 [...]"

"Tirer comme des lapins."

"To counter your ignorance, you shall need a crystallization of knowledge. That which is smoothed out and pressed into many sheets, what is called a book."

"Epicord albums are like the supergalactic boxer using your soyl and ears as a punching bag. The term music doesn't even do it justice" - New York Times

"Son did you eat your lunch?
The hold bunch?
with a mouse?
in this house?
Son did you eat you lunch."

credits

released October 31, 2020

DARK EPICORD SIMULATOR (NFG)
RECORDED 02 AUG 18 | 31 OCT 20

Side effects may include:
Micman
The Red-Nosed Lunatic of the North
Samuel
Jutomi
The Beatles
kingoffame51
Goorab
MNIK
Cookie
Extremity
Cadence

Artwork by me. Can you spot all the ridiculous secrets in the cover?

OK we'll just take two years to formulate two hours of content. Go off I guess lol. It's pretty fucking scary, now that I'm on my ninth consecutive listen I've been scared shitless at least twenty-eight times. Shit everywhere. Oh my god. i....

Dedicated to: dark hotel simulator, THE PRESSURE OF OPINIOOOOOOOONS, Koopson, the Apache break, Nasko, the egg machine, 2020, Hurricane Kappa (hypothetical), Jeff Bezos, John Madden, Grannyball, 80s Life, OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh, Castle Cat, Billy Bob, Jutomi's computer cemetary, Jutomi's bachelor party, sarcasm, sarkicksm, liminal spaces, Liminal Epicord, Epicord 2, plegligiac whatever thaht word was, Trump, Biden, Qookie's relevance, Backup peegue, the character list made for the character suffering chart, blaseball, AI Dungeon, Crimson Talon, Drake (from AI Dungeon), plagiarism, the WA3 Finish Arcade Infinibrr speedrun category, mods that add glitches to WA for speedrunning, The Wonderland Iceberg, the Wonderland anime, magic, masks, Teenage Edgy Blonde Granny, Koopson, pe tokens, NOT Motor, MNIK's new avatar, im out of ideas already, google's halloween game, 5 pm central, "My Beloved Witch, Beatrice", Koopson, ^, Oyashiro-Sama, dlcs18, duct tape, Hey, The House's Brother, Dionaeaeaeaeeaea House, myself, my ASS, researcher talloran, Halloween 2018, and other follin gyros...

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(10/2022) I'm currently in the process of (finally) censoring the more edgier moments from the discography.

If there's anything on here that has your likeness on it, whether it be your track, or on a track credit, or in the album dedications, or just anything that you personally don't want on here anymore-- removed or censored, contact me and I'll take care of it, no questions asked.

-sam ... more

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